Name: Distractible
Genre: Talk, Comedy
Rating: 9.5
Cast: Mark Fischbach, Robert Muyskens, Wade Barnes, Baldermort

S01E01 17 Mei 21

47m

Hair

Today the guys discuss all things hair (and the lack there of)! They warn of the dangers of hair removal, explore the strange hair trends of ancient Greek statues, and discuss sci-fi scenarios where the elite harvest hair and organs from the less fortunate.

S01E02 24 Mei 21

46m

Body Odor

Mark hosts while Wade and Bob one-up each other's concepts for eliminating body odor, debate the true number of human senses, and remember nostalgic aromas.

S01E03 31 Mei 21

55m

Transportation

Mark hosts while Wade and Bob one-up each other's concepts for eliminating body odor, debate the true number of human senses, and remember nostalgic aromas.

S01E04 7 Jun 21

53m

Camping

Mark recounts the legend of an insane creature from the Rocky Mountains. Bob explains how his formative kayaking trip almost ended like a horror movie, and Wade...well, Wade just does what Wade does...

S01E05 14 Jun 21

56m

Fake Tech

Bob prompts a discussion about technology that blurs the lines of reality in this hilarious episode full of gadget scams, 00's game nostalgia, and if the mute button could exist for real life.

S01E06 21 Jun 21

52m

Supernatural

Mark hosts as Bob and Wade trade scary stories. For Bob, it's a strange woman who catches children who stay out too late. For Wade, a true story about how the night after watching "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" may have been scarier than the movie itself!

S01E07 28 Jun 21

52m

Bob's Fridge

Bob rages while telling a story about the disaster that was the installation of his new fridge, and the technicians behind it.

S01E08 5 Jul 21

46m

Conventions

On this episode of the pod, the guys get nostalgic for conventions and all the good and bad that come with them. From notable failed attempts, to bizarre themes (like "pizza" and "baby"), to post-COVID predictions, conventions hold a special place in Mark, Bob, and Wade's hearts.

S01E09 12 Jul 21

60m

Hold my Beer

Wade hosts as Mark and Bob share some classic "hold my beer" moments from their college days.

S01E10 19 Jul 21

58m

Synchronicity

In front of a "live" Discord audience, the guys discuss synchronicities, déjà vu, mind-reading, and hive minds.

S01E11 26 Jul 21

63m

Perfect Crime

Mark, Bob and Wade aim to answer the age old hypothetical question: "What is the perfect crime?".

S01E12 2 Agu 21

54m

Kids are Stupid

The guys share stories about how dumb kids can be: from inventing stupid games, to playing with banned toys, and somehow making it through all of it without a scratch.

S01E13 9 Agu 21

50m

Happy Funerals

Bob hosts, opening the floor for Mark and Wade to discuss what they want their funerals to be like.

S01E14 16 Agu 21

64m

Future

This week, the guys talk about the future: expectations vs. reality. What did people in the past predict the future would be like? Were they accurate? The guys wonder if they too will be accurate if they attempt to do the same.

S01E15 23 Agu 21

47m

How to make a Best Friend

The guys give absolutely the worst advice possible on how to make a best friend.

S01E16 30 Agu 21

58m

On Sh*t Moments

The guys discuss their bathroom close calls. Expired meat and hospital visits included, underwear left behind

S01E17 6 Sep 21

59m

How Dare You

Tough sports coaches, rude fast food customers, and criminals getting their comeuppance, the guys discuss all of their moments of revenge and defiance against those who dared to cross them.

S01E18 13 Sep 21

56m

Dreams & Nightmares

The guys recount their night terrors, the first ones they remember having as well as the ones they still have today. They also explore how memory relates to dreams.

S01E19 20 Sep 21

68m

King of Meat

Following the first ever tie in Distractible history, Mark and Bob attempt to share hosting responsibilities, while Wade regales in his tales of good and not so good eats.

S01E20 27 Sep 21

57m

Life Plan

The guys discuss their life paths, including career goals, turning points and what job they'd have in a zombie apocalypse.

S01E21 4 Okt 21

51m

Lies from Parents

From coffee stunting your growth, to gum staying in your stomach forever, the guys recall the lies their parents told them growing up and how they still affect them as adults.

S01E22 11 Okt 21

69m

Dating Advice

Wade hosts as Bob shares the story of his movie theater dating scare, and Mark reminisces on the only dating idea he had in high school, or the lack thereof.

S01E23 18 Okt 21

57m

Dangerous Coasters

The guys discuss crazy roller coasters and amusement park rides, as well as discuss what a hypothetical "euthanasia coaster" would consist of.

S01E24 25 Okt 21

53m

I Was Wrong...

The spelling of certain words, sex ed miscommunications, examples of the Mandela Effect: the guys humbly admit when they were wrong...

S01E25 1 Nov 21

58m

Fears & Fetishes

Sharks, stage fright, and snapping your legs like Joe Theismann. Today, the guys discuss their fears and whether or not the opposite of a fear is a fetish.

S01E26 8 Nov 21

54m

Old Men

Let's face it: Mark, Bob and Wade are getting - up there.

S01E27 15 Nov 21

53m

We Are All Going To Die

Birds falling from the sky, climate change, solar flares, Jeff Bezos... What will be humanity's ultimate demise?

S01E28 22 Nov 21

53m

Young & Stupid

The guys discuss adolescent sneakiness, food revelations, and more Jeff Bezos!

S01E29 29 Nov 21

57m

That One Guy

Campfire guitar guy, the gamer guy with a bad mic, Crypto Bros, Florida Man… you know, that guy. Which “guy” are our guys?

S01E30 6 Des 21

52m

Never Give Up

Mark shares the story of a pilot who crashed his plane seven times, inspiring Bob and Wade to find similar tales of perseverance despite ridiculous failure.

S01E31 13 Des 21

49m

Humanity Is Bad

Bob challenges Mark and Wade to prove that humanity is ultimately good.

S01E32 20 Des 21

52m

Christmas Gone Wrong

The guys dive into how disturbing and strange some holiday traditions really are.

S01E33 27 Des 21

55m

Failed Resolutions

Mark's bizarre sleeping schedule, Bob drinks an entire handle of vodka, and Wade is - jogging? The guys discuss self improvement and whether or not New Year's is overrated.

S01E34 3 Jan 22

53m

The Perfect Meal

The guys discuss their cooking mishaps and oddly satisfying food creations.

S01E35 10 Jan 22

52m

Cryptids Are Scary

Mark's late-night descent into the "distressingmemes" subreddit sparks discussion of scary stories, including Bob and Wade's favorite cryptids.

S01E36 17 Jan 22

61m

Bad Habits

From nose picking to cigarette smoking, the guys start 2022 off by discussing their worst habits.

S01E37 24 Jan 22

58m

Beware The Candy Uncle...

Inspired by the Stanford Marshmallow Experiment, Mark challenges Bob and Wade to brainstorm creative ways to keep kids from eating too much candy.

S01E38 31 Jan 22

51m

Funniest Joke In The World

After reading an "official" list of the funniest jokes in the world and deciding they aren't that funny, Bob challenges Mark and Wade to find or make the funniest joke in the world, with Mark ultimately turning to AI for assistance.

S01E39 7 Feb 22

56m

Waste Of Money

The guys trade stories about losing embarrassing amounts of money. From Craigslist scams to mobile games, yard sales and more.

S01E40 14 Feb 22

60m

The Distractible Threesome

In honor of Valentine's Day, the guys show their devotion by answering The New York Times' "36 Questions that Lead to Love".

S01E41 21 Feb 22

56m

The Worst Piece Of Sh*t Episode Ever

Bob hosts and absentmindedly goes over an entire topic that the guys have already discussed in an earlier episode, leading to him having a breakdown. Also, Wade's dogs are fine, thanks for asking.

S01E42 28 Feb 22

63m

Criminally Subliminal

Love them or hate them, we live in a world of advertisements. The guys discuss nostalgic commercials, the psychology behind ads and how they approach recording their own ads for Distractible.