Emergency Intercom

S01E01 9 Jul 21

61m

We're Back!

In the wise words of Thundercat, Heartbreaks! Setbacks! Drew and Enya do a ten minute catch up of the hazy year that was 2020, and then immediately talk about... sex with Harry Styles and... the gender of a Baja blast? Who said pilot episodes weren't the best! See ya next week.

S01E02 16 Jul 21

58m

Outing Drew

Enya and Drew explore the idea that what you put into your body… actually matters? Who knew. Enya will probably pass away from mercury poisoning and Drew vapes. They are not taking any questions at this moment.

S01E03 23 Jul 21

80m

Our House Is Cursed

Welcome back to a new episode of Emergency Intercom! It is only fitting that coming from broken homes, our home gets broken into on multiple occasions! We avoid bills, we lie, and we are sexy… what more do you want!

S01E04 30 Jul 21

56m

Stinky Clowns From Space

In this episode Drew and Enya question life, death, and space… Who said clowns can’t be existential! We also get insight on Drew’s bed habits (it gets stinky).

S01E05 6 Agu 21

71m

Dreaming About Nightmares

Today we dive deep into our subconscious and reveal that even our “dreams” are nightmares… can we catch a break please god I’m begging you please

S01E06 13 Agu 21

61m

Drew Stinks

This week we learn that beneath it all Drew is truly a stinky man and Enya is a saint and always showers and always smells good. If you meet her make sure you sniff.

S01E07 20 Agu 21

70m

Milking Enya's Death

What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society who abandons him and treats him like trash? YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE.

S01E08 27 Agu 21

71m

We Have Fleas

The rumors are true, Drew and Enya have fleas. We lost our home for the time being and are in the car, our life is a nightmare please send love and support to us and tell us how much you love us. We are the kindest people ever fuck you.

S01E09 3 Sep 21

66m

Nightmare Blurnt Rotations

from panic attacks to urges of murder with a sprinkle of hallucination and psychosis… this week we dive into our worst experiences with MARIJUANA POT DOPE GAS CAT-PISS etc…. Idk you probably couldn’t even smoke as much as us lol like you definitely couldn’t hang… we smoke a lot of weed. Like a freakish amount of pot

S01E10 10 Sep 21

67m

Sexy, Not Smart

In this episode Enya and Drew go a step further in proving that besides the luck of decent comedic timing, these idiots have nothing to serve but face... and even then, most time you will starve with these idiots. You love them for their charm... not their intelligence! That's all that matters!

S01E11 17 Sep 21

67m

Seasonal Depression Rules!

While your favs were at the VMAs walking the carpet Enya and Drew were running sway from that heavy feeling by attending the reptile convention! No really, seasonal depression is back and we are finally getting a little serious in this episode about what it means to be struggling for us.

S01E12 24 Sep 21

60m

Our First Fight

Even though it looks happy from the outside… we still argue and today’s episode is exactly that. Us arguing. Blood was shed… who will win?

S01E13 1 Okt 21

63m

Drew Passed Away

Drew and Enya have their big night out, but only one of them makes it back... Enya will miss Drew, but will relish in the attention she will gain from this loss. Please send love her way.

S01E14 8 Okt 21

65m

Notes App Apologies

Enya and Drew take a walk down memory lane by reading their very cryptic notes app entries and times reminiscing on times they were evil children.

S01E15 16 Okt 21

59m

the Hey Incident

How Enya fell in love with Drew and the events that transpired...

S01E16 22 Okt 21

61m

We're Toxic and Going Away

this week we discuss our toxic traits and maybe it’s time to end things..? A brief discussion on gatekeeping gets Drew extremely angry

S01E17 29 Okt 21

58m

Halloween Special

Drew and Enya become even eviler versions of themselves. Be warned, there is a treacherous visitor who may cause flash bang like symptoms and memory loss in this episode.

S01E18 5 Nov 21

43m

We Moved To New York City

In this episode we discuss how badly we want to live in NYC. Yet again we prove we are awful people because we find normal human things embarrassing… Also prom is chill ur just being too cool.

S01E19 12 Nov 21

70m

How We Became Influencers

In this episode Enya and Drew discuss their step into the spotlight of niche internet fame and how awesome being an influencer is! They're just like you! They go through it all, death and flop era!

S01E20 19 Nov 21

72m

We Ran Away

Drew and Enya talk about heartbreak, needing attention, and things humans do that are cute! You hate us by now, I'm sure...

S01E21 26 Nov 21

64m

We Are Still Lost.. with Josiah

We are still on the run but ran into our longtime friend Josiah.... or at least it feels like we've known him forever. We talk about Field Trip, the S word (wink), and how we met this freak of nature!

S01E22 3 Des 21

75m

We Love James Charles

In today’s episode Enya and Drew talk about stealing, synced periods and finally James Charles and why he freaks them out… it is no surprise they are bullies and haters. It’s pure bullying. That’s it.

S01E23 10 Des 21

64m

Dreams and The Astral Plane

Enya and Drew can't escape the evil that lurks in their subconscious and Enya unlocks Drew's deep fear of space.

S01E24 17 Des 21

73m

Child Stars, Complaining, Conspiracy Theories

Drew and Enya have gone too far, they care so much for attention that they no longer believe in privacy for themselves... also just lots of complaining you know what you signed up for with this.

S01E25 24 Des 21

63m

Drake Took Me Backstage

Drake took Drew backstage at the Kanye/Drake concert and things… weird things transpired

S01E26 31 Des 21

56m

Sinister Energies

Today we dive deep into our psyche and discover where our true morals and ethics lie by answering some 'would you rather' esque questions... you may view us differently after this.. seriously sinister energy 😐